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Class AssignmentsStudents will be informed of their course schedules on September 2. Any special requests can be made at that time. (Note: all special requests will be declined.) |
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From the GroundskeeperThe hedge maze was redrawn in July, as it is every summer. If you are unable to find your way through the maze to the House, please make your situation known to a faculty member and you will be escorted to your destination. |
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Library PrivilegesIf you feel your library privileges have been revoked in error, please submit your complaint to the Dean in writing. Be advised that even if your privileges are restored, finding any useful materials at all in the library is virtually impossible. |
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| Professor Brzezinski was born in 1939 in Ottertail, Minn. (pop. 451), where despite having only the most rudimentary middle school education he won the Westinghouse talent search, for a seminal paper on nuclear fission, at the age of 14. Prior to taking up his post at Brakebills ... |
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Welcome back to Brakebills for the fall semester. If you are having difficulty locating a portal to take you to the school grounds, this may be due to local magical effects. Or it may have come to our attention that
you have not finished your summer reading yet.
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